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Drinking Quotes

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
-- Tom Waits

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin

"Nobody drove me to drink... but they had to drive me back."
-- John Barleycorn

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
-- Unknown

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