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He was a wise man who invented beer.
-- Plato
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
-- Dorothy Parker 
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
-- Unknown
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. 
--William Butler Yeats
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to
celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
-- Dave Barry
I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
--Rudyard Wheatley
I'll have what the man on the floor's having! 
-- Unknown
Here's to bein' single...
drinkin' doubles...
and seein' triple!
-- Unknown
Never buy a drink for the road, because the road
is already layed out.
-- Flip Wilson

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