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Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.
-- George DuMaurier
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
-- Shakespeare, Henry V 
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
-- Dave Barry 
Mmmm... beer.
-- Homer Simpson 
Creative juices flow from a 12oz. can
-- Submitted by Dizzichik
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
-- Kaiser Wilhelm
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
--Czech saying
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
-- Benjamin Franklin
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
--Cuthbert J. Twillie (W. C. Fields) in
'My Little Chickadee,' (1940)
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
-- Henny Youngman

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