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Drinking Quotes

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You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.
-- Joe (Jack Lemmon) in 'Days of Wine and Roses,' (1962)

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
-- George Burns

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
-- Deep Thought, by Jack Handy

'Would you care for another drink?' 'Never say another, just say a drink. My father often said that another drink means you're counting
the drink before.'
-- Peter de Polnay, 'The Dog Days.'

I often sit back and think, "I wish I'd done that," and find out later that I already have.
-- Richard Harris

Homer no function beer well without.
-- Homer Simpson

"Let the chips fall where they may, but when the
alcohol wears off tomorrow there's gonna be one
hell of a mess to clean up"
-- David Muench

"The problem with the world is that everyone is
a few drinks behind."
-- Humphrey Bogart

"I drink no more than a sponge"
-- Francis Rabelais

"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."
-- Unknown

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