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When people drink, then they are successful and win lawsuits are are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of cider, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
-- Aristophanes, 424 B.C
"It's not whether you win or lose...it's how drunk you get while playing the game."
-- Homer Simpson
"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." 
- Frank Sinatra
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring 
out who is drunk and who is just stupid." 
-- Richard Braunstein 
"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." 
-- Samuel Butler 
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they  
may cancel your VISA." 
-- Unknown
"People who drink to drown their sorrow should 
be told that sorrow knows how to swim." 
-- Ann Landers
In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here.
-- Unknown
"I know the truth is in between the 1st and 
40th drink." 
-- Tori Amos
"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."
-- Emo Phillips

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